About Bret Turner

Bret Turner is a father of two in the Bay Area, currently on paternity leave with his 7-month-old son. He is a first-grade teacher, a baker, a musician, and is eagerly awaiting the day his kids can laugh and/or roll their eyes at his expert-level puns.

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Dad with small child

The Dadding Hour

I’m not going to bother trying to pinpoint an exact 60-minute span that constitutes The Dadding Hour, because it varies from week to week and really refers more to a chunk of time than an actual trip around the clock (you know, like how The Witching Hour might be from 4 to 10), but it…