My Mom Car Makes A Great Waiting Room
Next time I go to the doctor’s office, I’ll sign in and tell them to shoot me a text when it’s my turn, and then head back out to my car to wait.
The Word Gifted Is A Grenade
Gifted evokes images of privilege, special treatment and unearned advantage. The gods of intelligence do not sound the trumpets when a high-IQ child is born. Brain fairies do not descend upon the delivery room with magical IQ dust.
I’m Excited My Husband Had a Vasectomy!
Today my hubs underwent a vasectomy, and I am faced with the realization that I will likely have no more babies (unless I leave him for a newer model.)
This Is Why I Yell: A Comprehensive Guide
I know yelling is bad, yet every day I have a difficult time controlling my temper and muzzling my dragon mouth.
Tireless Teenage Boys are the Starter Kit to Lunacy
I think about drafting an apology letter to the parents of each teenage boy and wonder what is the most tactful way of saying, “I did my best and realize now I should have hired an onsite paramedic and triage station for the living room. Whoops. My bad.”